Title: Cheap Entertainment
Author: Corporal Katz
Pairing: genbr> Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: G
A/N: Written in response to GO_Resoultion's first challenge: Crowley Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby cafe is not proper demonic activity.
Summary: Crowley's not-so-demonic idea of collecting souls...***
Aziraphale tsked disapprovingly at Crowley.
"Really, it's very immature and not very nice," he said, watching the small crowd of humans unsuccessfully trying to pry the valuable coins off of the footpath. "And vandalism of public property."
"Eh, who cares?" The demon sipped his latte slowly. "Hmm. They should be arguing by now."
"Hmp."
Crowley frowned. "Oh look, one of them managed to pry some coins off. Damn. I was hoping they'd last a little longer."
Aziraphale looked righteously smug.
"Oh well." Crowley drained his glass and smiled sharply at Aziraphale. "There are plenty more coins in your collection."
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