Title: Dear Diary
By: Dark Cascade
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Series: 1) He Thought About It, 2) Mannerisms, 3) Walking In, 4) Meat Of The Alien Variety
Note: The dates are almost surely wrong. I needed to display the time difference somehow. Sorry if you guys hate me for it.
Summary: Ianto's diary entries. Short. Part 5 of The Awkward Series. Episode 'Adam.

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-Tuesday-4-12-07-
"Dear Diary", Ianto wrote,
"Jack and I have been doing well lately. Nothing has happened physically yet. I'm hoping soon, though.
I've been wondering...well Captain Jack Harkness does sound like a big name. His hands aren't small either...
There might be some truth to those rumors."

Saturday-6-15-07
"Dear Diary", Ianto wrote while sitting on Jack's bed.
"There is sooo much truth to those rumors. You can't even believe. Oh so much. Yes..we went...there. A place I would be happy to go again and again. He's Huge. Seriously. I'm not going to be able to feel my arse for a week. It was worth it though. Completely worth it. "

-Thursday-7-27-07
"Dear Diary." Ianto wrote.
"I measured myself today. I sat down and decided earlier that Jack is abnormally large. That, or the measuring tape is lying to me. It must be that men from the 51st century are huge. Maybe it's just Jack. I'll never know. "

-Wednesday-2-17-08
"Dear Diary," Jack read,
"Jack and I have hit it off, so to speak. After he came back from 'The Doctor', he asked me out. Well, after a fetish talk that left me with half a mind to take him right there. I was still pissed that he left without telling me. Telling anyone.
Shit, I would have been fine with him telling Gwen...alright..maybe not her. He could have left a note or something!
John didn't help the situation At ALL!
With another male that Jack's had a past with coming into the picture, my life just doesn't want to work out. With John's last words, Jack has seemed distant. Whoever 'Gray' is really hurts Jack. Hurting Jack makes me even more pissed off at John.
I have to go now before Jack yells at me for not working...haha.

Jack Harkness sat the diary on the desk and stood up. Ianto was busy working around the Hub.

"Measuring Tape." Jack muttered.

Next story in series - Testing123.