Title: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thames House
By: Tayla
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Category: Crack
Status: Finished July 26, 2009
Archive: Yes to WWOMB/Peja. All others please ask
Feedback: Yes, please. All constructive criticism will be graciously accepted.
Authors Web Site: http://tayla36.livejournal.com/
Disclaimers: "Torchwood" and its characters belong to BBC and Russell T. Davies. The author makes no money and no copyright infringement is intended.
Authors Notes: Just an attempt to fill one of the glaring plotholes.
Spoilers: Children of Earth, Day Four
Warnings: No beta.
Summary: Too short, just read it. Crackfic.

Ianto snapped his cell phone shut after warning his sister about the government plan for the children.  He strode behind Jack on their way to the Thames House.

"What's the plan, Jack?" he asked.

"We're going to confront them." Jack continued on with a confident swagger.

Ianto reached out and grabbed him by the arm, halting him.

"That's it?"

Jack frowned.  "Well yeah, that's what you wanted me to do, right?  Stand up to the aliens."

"That is what I said, but I thought you would have more of a plan than just going in and waving your little six shooter around and expect them to run off with their tails between their legs."

At Jack's continued puzzlement, Ianto continued.  "This is a species that has been known to use biological warfare.  Maybe we should, say, evacuate the building?  Find a hazmat suit or two?"

Jack's puzzled frown turned into a dazzling grin.  "That's brilliant Ianto.  Sorry, should have thought of that, but I'm not quite myself.  First day with the new brain."


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