Title: It's All In The Name
Author: brella_owul
Team Players: Ianto,Jack
Disclaimers: All owned by BBC and RTD of course !
Spoilers: None
Rating: NC-17 Light-hearted PWP
Summary: Everything needs a name....
Warning: Needed cheering up so this is a PWP and contains humour not plot :-)

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'Jack?' Ianto said mischievously.

He was laying on his side beside his lover who was lost in the after-sex buzz. His head and one elbow rested on the Captain's lean
muscled thighs whilst his other hand sat on his hip, one finger tracing the veins on Jack's cock, watching it stir and twitch, rising slowly
out of sated post-sex wetness. Jack groaned, one arm covering his eyes

'Ianto, stop teasing my cock'

'I'm not teasing' Ianto mumbled, playfully.

He could feel Jack smirking without needing to see it and that sent gentle shocks to his own cock.

'Tease' Jack grinned.

Ianto flicked his cock and it jumped

'Grumpy' the Welshman laughed and sat up just enough to wrap his lips around the head of Jack's shaft.
He could taste sweetness mixed with the salty cum that coated it and also the warm tang of fresh pre-cum leaking from the tip.

Jack groaned 'Ianto?'

'Mmmm...yes?'

'I thought you said your ass hurt'

'It does. You need to warn me when you're feeling that rampant...and NEVER try using raspberry jam as lube again!'

'Yeah well...' Jack shrugged 'Is it still sore?'

'Yes'

'Then why, if you aren't a tease' Jack moaned 'are you getting me hard again?'

Ianto smiled and pushed Jack's cock down with one finger and watched it bounce back up unsteadily 'Jack?'

The Captain groaned again 'What?'

'Has your cock got a name?'

Jack sat up on his elbows 'WHAT?'

Ianto looked away embarrassed but continued 'It's a simple question. Does it?'

The older man continued to stare at him as if he had lost his mind, then he beamed widely
'Yeah' he said, flopping back on the pillow 'Jack Junior'

Ianto made it bounce again.

'Ianto!'

'Jack, people name their kids things like Jack junior. Not their cocks' the Welshman complained, stroking the erect shaft gently

'You've been in archives too long' Jack laughed, pulling Ianto back down onto the bed next to him and hooking a strong leg over him.

Ianto could feel the Captain's cock pressing into his hip, as he nuzzled his shoulder and drawled 'So...have you named yours?'

'Dafydd' Ianto told him 'after Dafydd ap Gwilym'

Jack sat up to give him a suitably quizzical eyebrow raise 'Who's that?'

'He was...' Ianto started then saw Jack's face of thunder 'what's wrong?'

'You named your cock after another guy?'

'Not exactly I mean he was...'

'What? A..a..a first crush?' Jack spat

'No'

'...or was he your first hmm?' he demanded

'No!'

'Well we have to change it!' Jack flounced, his eyes fixed on the object of his jealousy. He could almost see the other man's hands on it.

'What?!'

'We gotta change it –name it something else' he implored, after all it was his very favourite toy and he didn't want to share it

'No! Why? It's just a stupid name ' Ianto sighed wishing he'd never raised the subject

'A stupid name for your cock Ianto! It's another man's name on your cock and I won't have that'

'Sorry?' Ianto sat upright in shock 'You won't have that? Who are you the cock police?'

They glared at each other and then started to laugh hysterically

 


 

'You OK?' Ianto asked eventually, stroking Jack's thigh

'Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from!' the older man mumbled

'Are you...I mean umm...are you jealous?' Ianto smiled nervously

'I just'

'You are! Aren't you? – you're jealous!' his smile spread

'I'm sorry...' Jack tried

'Oh god that's made my day!' Ianto gushed

'What?'

'Thankyou' he beamed and kissed Jack quickly on the nose

'What? For acting like Owen?'

Ianto shuddered but his face reflected that it was not from pleasure

'No! For being a bit....you know umm possessive' he mumbled his cheeks flushing

Jack couldn't resist 'Oh yeah, you like a guy who gets jealous huh?'

'I'm not complaining'

'Hmm OK! So, you'll change his....' at this he stroked Ianto's hardening cock with a rough fingertip '...name to something else?'

'It's the name of our greatest Welsh poet. In my opinion. Dafydd ap Gwilym' he shrugged 'NOT an ex-boyfriend Jack!'

Jack smoothed his hand gently over Ianto's shoulder then bent to kiss it
'I'm sorry Ianto, there's a demon in me sometimes'

'It's OK. I told you, I like it' he smiled at Jack 'I hate the name of your cock though!

'Jesus Ianto!' Jack pushed him back on the bed and rolled over to straddle his waist so that the younger man's cock was

brushing his ass cheeks 'you can re-name it if you want to'

'Really?'

'Yeah – but one condition'

Ianto needed no time to think 'You get to rename mine?'

'Yeah'


 



He stared at the younger man playfully then leaned over him to feel under the bed in the hope of finding lube
'No one names their cock after a poet! How about Lollypop?'

'What?' Ianto said in confusion

'For your cock.'

'No!'

'But every time I see it I wanna lick it!'

'God save us all from your world Jack Harkness' he shook his head 'How about The Master?'

Jack laughed 'You're normally too modest Ianto; I think you may be going too far the other way'

'Not for mine for yours!'

'Oh right...' Jack grinned 'yeah in that case it fits'

Jack leaned back up victorious and began to lube Ianto's cock up from base to tip, slowly massaging it with his fingertips as he did.

The Welshman moaned and shifted under him in pleasure

'How about The Dragon?'

'Because I'm Welsh...'

'Yeah ... and he does get very red' Jack laughed raising himself to his knees

'No I can't call it that, how about Yankee?'

'You want to name my cock Yankee?'

'It sounds like....'

'I know what it sounds like and no! That's even worse'

Then a grin spread over his face as he guided Ianto's cock into his ass and sat down on it with a deep moan


'Little Ianto?' he offered cheekily

'Oi!' the Welshman growled and thrust himself up off the bed and deeper into Jack

Ianto raised an eyebrow 'How about Soldier?'

'No. Hot Rod?'

'No!!'

Jack pulled himself from his younger lover, knelt up and encouraged him to roll over. Pulling his hips up Jack kissed the smooth ass cheeks before him
'Lube Tube?'

Ianto turned his head slightly but Jack missed him rolling his eyes
'I seriously worry about you sometimes you know. Shaft?'

Jack slammed into him in reply.
'Shut up' he grunted, but his voice was full of amusement and he reached round to fist Ianto's throbbing cock  'lets call him

Pinky'

'I am not naming my cock after pig!'

'Oh yeah...actually I meant cuz he's always perky...' Jack giggled as he thrust deeply into Ianto, his hand keeping the same fast pace on his cock

'Ughhhhh Jesus!' Ianto panted

Jack stopped  'Hmm not bad but no'
His fist was still stroking Ianto frantically, pulling him closer and closer to orgasm

'Ohhh yesss Captain!'

Jack twitched, still not moving 'Hmm I like the way you say that, it's a maybe'

Ianto smiled as he panted 'OK, maybe. Then tell Captain to stop being lazy and fuck me.' He groaned, pushing himself back onto Jack and
tightening his ass muscles in encouragement.



 


Jack smirked, clenching Ianto's ass with his hands as the younger man moaned and rolled his hips with him.

Ianto began to beg 'Oh Jack....fuck me harder, oh harder, faster, don't stop' but his babbling became a single cry as he came
hard riding Jack's cock. Jack kept his clear blue eyes locked onto Ianto's own as he began to thrust faster and faster before
freezing suddenly and groaning aloud as his orgasm hit.

'Mmmm good job Captain'  Ianto mumbled as Jack collapsed onto him 'You too Jack' he giggled as the warm sticky weight
above him nibbled his neck. In response he felt his nipples being pinched with brute force
'OW!'

Jack flicked the head of Ianto's drained cock and whispered in his ear 'How about Leeky?'

'Get over the Welsh thing!'

'I can't, he makes my coffee....' Jack chuckled and rolled away from Ianto's blow '....actually I meant cuz he leaks' he said
swiping the last drip of cum from Ianto's cock

'No'

Jack pressed his lips against Ianto's throat and the younger man felt them widen into a grin.
'Java' he said 'that's a great name for your cock!'

'Why?' the Welshman was unconvinced

'Java makes me think hot, tasty, essential and great at keeping me alert' he winked 'and I love the Java lava!'

'You crazy bastard'

'Hmm' Jack murmured contentedly 'I can ask for Java innocently in the hub too'

He nuzzled Ianto's neck and snuggled close 'Fine, that'll do I suppose' Ianto smiled and reached back for the soft shaft behind him

'But I hope The Captain isn't worn out' he said teasingly, kissing the lips that presented themselves 'We're going again in a minute'

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