Title: Morning Frustration
Author: avon_09
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Disclaimers: Not mine
Spoilers : none
Betas: dominique012 and fatchickengirl
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sunday porn with a challenge of trapped, dice and Shakespeare from damalan. No angst, just fun.

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Ianto is very slightly claustrophobic. It doesn't cause him too many issues unless the space is really small, and then he does a very good job of repressing the anxiety. It doesn't help that Jack seems to enjoy crowding him into cupboards for a kiss or a grope. Two six foot men in a cupboard leaves very little room to breathe. Obviously, breathing isn't necessarily an issue when kissing Jack. He leaks a little life-force every time his lips descend on Ianto's.

Ianto enjoys quiet times with Jack and a lock down due to a cock up with the environmental controls would generally promise to give the two men just enough time to be together; no-one else in the team had made it into work at six in the morning. Of course a lock down in the area where there was coffee, toilets and somewhere comfortable to sit would be preferable, rather than a tiny room with only his boss to sit on.

Jack, on the other hand, is very happy. He has a chance of playing with Ianto Jones, with no cameras watching their every move, no interruptions and a game to play.

"You are joking, aren't you?" Ianto looks a bit bemused by the suggestion.

"We played strip snakes and ladders before, remember?" Jack reminds Ianto of the game that had led to Owen being handcuffed to a lamp post outside the Hub, stark naked except for a heart drawn in red lipstick. "As far as I am aware you only removed your tie." Jack moved behind Ianto and held him in a tight embrace. "This time, lets get you naked!"

Ianto is never a man to refuse a challenge, as he knows Jack is absolutely crap at playing board games and he also remembers how that particular evening had ended. A smile curves his lips and he turns to give Jack a kiss.

'What game are we playing this time, lover?"

"Frustration." Jack looks almost proud as he produces it from the cupboard behind them.

"Ah, I won't ask how you come to have a kids game in this particular cupboard, Jack. I'm not sure I'd like the answer." Ianto takes the box and looks at the rules. He is quite sure that a strip version isn't printed anywhere on the box.

They set the game up, with Jack playing the red counters, and Ianto playing green. The rules are simple. Every time either man gets a six, a piece of clothing is removed. If they land on the other player's counter they get to remove a piece of the other player's clothing, Jack's eyes twinkle at this point. Finally, if they get a counter home they get to choose another piece of clothing to remove from the other player. Ianto notices that getting naked as quickly as possible seems to be on Jack's agenda.

"Uh, Jack. We could always just have sex, y'know. We don't have to play games."

Jack looks at Ianto. "Just for once, Ianto, I would like to do something 'normal' with you. Something that doesn't involve aliens, weevils, Owen etc. Something fun, even." He grins at him, "And if I get to strip you naked as well, so much the better."

The men start playing the game. It takes a while to get the first six, but eventually Ianto bashes the plastic top and six dots roll into view.

"Yes!" Jack whoops with delight as Ianto removes his tie. The tie is quickly followed by Jack's braces, and one of his boots. As the game progresses they remove various bits of clothing. Ianto is revelling in arousing Jack as he removes each item of clothing very slowly. At one point Jack's red counter lands on a green counter. Jack looks up at Ianto. He is wearing his trousers and one sock. Ianto goes to pull off his sock.

"Uh no. I don't think so. I get to take off your clothing, my fine young man." He pulls Ianto to his feet. There was no way one sock is going to be enough. He undoes his trousers, running his fingers between the waist band and Ianto's soft skin. He feels the muscles contracting as his fingertips move round, and he can hear a quick hiss as one finger touches a very aroused cock. Jack pulls down the zip and slips his hand inside.

Ianto grabs his hand "Not yet. We haven't finished the game yet." Jack reluctantly removes his hand. His fingers are wet with Ianto's need. He strips off Ianto's trousers, leaving him in damp boxers and one black sock. Ianto takes his hand and slowly sucks each finger to taste himself.

They go back to the game, but is it obvious that neither man is particularly interested in the eventual outcome. Jack takes off his shirt and t-shirt as he rolls more sixes. By the time the third six arrives Ianto has had enough. He pushes the board aside, sending green and red counters flying.

"Fuck the game, Jack. I want us to get naked, now!"

With a definite growl, Jack pulls Ianto on top of his lap. It is quite obvious that neither man is going to last very long. They kiss, grinding their lips and hips against each other.

"Let's get naked,." Ianto whispers in Jack's ear.

"Why are you whispering?" Jack whispers back.

"Because the Hub's not in lockdown any more, and Gwen is right outside."

"Do you want to stop, love?" Jack looks up, concerned for Ianto that they could be caught in a compromising position.

"You are joking?" Ianto rolls off Jack and pulls his boxers off. He makes short work of the rest of Jack's clothes. He slides back onto Jack's lap. "In the immortal words of the Bard...." What Shakespeare or even Ianto was going to say just descends into a stifled moan as he is lifted up to Jack's greedy mouth.

*****

"Are you going to tell them?"

"Hell, no!"

Tosh and Gwen look at each other, matching guilty expressions on their faces.

"Do you think he did deliberately?" asks Tosh.

"This is Jack we are talking about. Of course he triggered the lock down. Getting Ianto naked is one of his missions in life. However, I don't think he realised you'd upgraded the CCTV network."

"We really shouldn't keep watching, though."

"No, we shouldn't. It is hot though."

"Hell, yes!" Both women are glued to the screen. Switching off doesn't seem to occur to either one of them.

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