Title: New Toy for the Teaboy
By: minimumstitch
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Torchwood is not owned by me but is owned by the BBC and RTD and I am just enjoying playing with their characters.
Summary: Myfanwy leaves Ianto a little gift.

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Owen walked into the hub to find a lone sheep standing in the middle of the hub. He looked over to see Tosh and Gwen stifling giggles. Ianto stood apart from them, looking at the sheep with a look of resignation on his face.

"What the fuck?" Owen exclaimed. "Don't tell me the boss has been buying you sex-toys again, Teaboy?"

Ianto glared at him. "No, it's a gift for you, thought you might need it after handing in the sex pheromone spray."

"Kids, play nice!" Jack appeared behind Owen before moving towards Ianto, running his hand over Ianto's arse as he passed him to stand near the sheep. "She's cute, Myfanwy has good taste."

Tosh and Gwen groaned and Owen looked disgusted. Ianto merely looked resigned, well used to Jack's outbursts by now.

"What the hell has Myfanwy got to do with this?" Owen asked.

"Looks like she wanted a pet and Dolly here is it." Ianto grumbled.

"If she wanted a pet why the hell is it down here instead of up in her nest?" Owen sniped. "Sure it's not just a snack she's coming back for later? Where is the scaly beast?" Owen looked around him in interest.

"Sedated. It was the only way I could get Dolly out of her nest. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get a terrified sheep down a bloody ladder?"

"There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear! It had to be a Welshman saying it!" Owen shook his head.

"Careful Owen, Ianto has access to not only all the drugs in the hub and makes your drinks, he also has the ability to shut down your access to porn, so I'd think very carefully about your words!" Jack warned.

Owen glared at him but said no more.

"Now kids, if you'll excuse us we need to return Dolly." Jack turned to Ianto and stifled a laugh as he saw the young Welshman bent over the sheep, pushing her from behind, trying to get her on to the invisible lift.

Owen opened his mouth, unable to resist but promptly shut it at Ianto's murderous glare. As Ianto, Jack and Dolly rose on the invisible lift Owen turned to Tosh. "Please tell me you can make a copy of the CCTV?"

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