Title: Oops!
By: minimumstitch
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Torchwood is not owned by me but is owned by the BBC and RTD and I am just enjoying playing with their characters.
Summary: The invisible lift brings in unexpected guests.

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They turned at the sound of excited shrieks coming from above them. For once the shrieks were not the sound of Myfanwy begging for food or attention, no, it was much worse than that.

Ianto and Gwen looked aghast at the sight of a group of tourists, cameras flashing, being lowered into the hub on the invisible lift.

As one, Ianto and Gwen turned to look at the man coming down the stairs, tugging his coat sleeve over a leather wristband. It took a moment for him to register what was causing the look of consternation on his friend and lover's faces and when it did his features reminded Ianto of a child trying to plead innocence after being found with his hand in the cookie jar.

"Jack! How many times have I told you to check the security cameras before calling the lift? And what the hell is wrong with using the Tourist Office to leave like a normal person? Mmmm? You just have to be all "I'm Captain Jack Harkness, watch me pose…"

Sensing that Ianto was working up a fine head of steam, that she knew from experience could last long into the evening, Gwen began to herd the group of excited but bewildered tourists into the conference room whilst giving blessings to the sweet god above for the day that digital cameras were invented.

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