Title: Out To Lunch
By: checkyourwatch
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 200 (double drabble?)
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood.
Summary: Ianto is out to lunch...how will Jack cope?

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"Ianto." Jack repeated growing agitated. "Ianto!"

"Shhh." Ianto replied from behind his desk. He was leaned back with his feet up reading a book.

"Could you get me some coffee please?" Jack asked politely. Ianto cleared his throat and pointed to the sign sitting on his desk. Jack growled as he read, "Out to lunch."

"Be back in ten minutes, sir." Ianto said turning a page quickly.

"You aren't out to lunch!...this is ridiculous!" Jack pouted putting his hands on his hips. "Can't you just -"

"Sir, you're being extremely rude!" He shut his book and set it down in his lap. "Can't you do it yourself?"

"But...you make it better." Jack said innocently.

"Better?" Ianto smiled slightly wanting Jack to say more.

"I need you to make my coffee. I can't do it right." Jack mumbled under his breath.

"What?" Ianto asked loudly. Jack was forced to repeat what he said louder. "Okay! I'll get your coffee!" He quickly stood up. Jack smiled and grabbed Ianto's arm.

"Thank you." He pulled Ianto to him and kissed him gently. Ianto grabbed his "out to lunch" sign.

"Worked perfectly." Ianto said to himself as he walked away to make Jack's coffee.

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