Title: Re: S. E. X
By: gem_bob_mcgee
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If I really owned them, do you think I'd be sitting here writing it. Of course not (I'd be out there videotaping it)
AN: MSN, how fun it can be :D inspired a bit by Bridget Jones's Diary.
Summary: Jack and Ianto find uses for the computer other than work, if you get my drift.

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xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
Hey, you there?

Ianto-Jones says:
Yes, good morning sir

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
Morning is it? God, I'm so hungover after last night my brain's hibernating!

Ianto-Jones says:
Shall I make you some tea? Aspirin maybe?

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
Nah, I'll live. Which is more than I can say for Owen. He's passed out over his desk. I may have to go throttle him. BRB

Ianto-Jones says:
ok then sir. But try not to do too much damage this time okay?

xXx Mr Universe xXx may not reply as his/her status is set to 'hurting the staff again'...

Ianto-Jones says:
you finished yet sir?

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
Yeah, he's awake

Ianto-Jones says:
Yes, I can see that ; )

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
I'm not so sure I like the thought of you watching my every move Mr. Jones. It seems quite... perverted.

Ianto-Jones says:
you've never cared before sir... what's new?

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
I'm Horny

Ianto-Jones says:
And... care to elaborate...

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
I'm all alone

Ianto-Jones says:
and... many a happy hour can be spent all ALONE, if you catch my drift *wink wink nudge nudge*

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
Yes, but I'd much rather haveyou here with me. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Ianto-Jones says:
Careful Sir, that's harassment

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
That may be as such but...

Ianto-Jones says:
Jack?

Ianto-Jones says:
Jack?

Ianto-Jones says:
Jack?

Ianto-Jones says:
Bloody hell Jack, look alive!

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
sorry, Gwen was staring, and I sort of need your help...

Ianto-Jones says:
ah, one moment, I'll be right there

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
gd gd, and can you bring coffee???

Ianto-Jones says:
Don't push it

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
Please *puppy dog eyes*

Ianto-Jones says:
Jaaackk! I've told you not to do that

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
and why not?

Ianto-Jones says:
because, now I'm putty in your hands

xXx Mr Universe xXx says:
oooh, yes please!!!

Ianto-Jones says:
Down boy! I'll be right over *wink*

Ianto-Jones has left the conversation

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