Title: Naked Hide and Seek
Author: Tayla
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen
Rating: PG-13
Category:Humor
Status: finished June 10, 2009
Archive: Yes to WWOMB/Peja. All others please ask
Feedback: Yes, please. All constructive criticism will be graciously accepted
Authors Web Site: http://tayla36.livejournal.com/
Disclaimers: "Torchwood" and its characters belong to BBC and Russell T. Davies. The author makes no money and no copyright infringement is intended.
Authors Notes: It's just a little drabble, so I didn't get a beta. I had the idea for this fic months ago, but didn't get it off the ground until I read quaffangyrl's post about the Torchsong convention in Chicago this past weekend on JackxIanto. http://community.livejournal.com/jackxianto/3425596.html
Summary: Ianto explains naked hide and seek.
Spoilers: 2X11 Adrift

It was a few days after Gwen had walked in on Jack and Ianto in the hothouse. She still felt a bit uncomfortable around the young Welshman. But she was also curious. As Ianto brought her a coffee she couldn't keep herself from asking, "So, Ianto. Exactly how does one cheat at hide and seek? Especially if there are only two people playing?"

 

She could see the blush beginning to creep up his neck, but he answered. "Well, when I'm the seeker, he only ever hides in one place."

 

"So you always find him."

 

"Right. And when he's the seeker, he doesn't actually try too hard."

 

"So he loses on purpose?"

 

Ianto nodded.

 

She frowned in confusion. "I don't understand."

 

Ianto chuckled. "Playing naked hide and seek is Jacks way of saying he wants to bottom."

 

Gwen's mouth dropped open as she gasped in astonishment.

 

He gave her a saucy wink and sauntered up to Jack's office.