Title: The Rules of Writing Jack/Ianto Fanfic
Author: emeraldsage85
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I wrote this after reading many a Jack/Ianto fanfic.
Disclaimer: I don't make any money from this. Torchwood belongs to RTD and the BBC.
Summary: The rules of writing Jack/Ianto fanfic. Meant to be humorous.

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The Rules of Writing Jack/Ianto fanfic (Or Things emeraldsage85 has noticed while Reading Them)

1. Jack always carries lube and condoms everywhere he goes.
2. Ianto is a tease who likes bending over so Jack can stare at his ass.
3. Jack is irresistible and Ianto always gives in (even if he does play hard to get).
4. Ianto always looks better out of a suit.
5. Jack is not averse to wearing women's underwear.
6. Jack and Ianto spend at least half their lives in the shower getting it on.
7. Whenever they have sex on a desk it will invariably be Owen's.
8. Gwen is always the first to figure out that they're shagging.
9. Tosh is always the most accepting of their relationship while Owen is usually the most disgusted.
10. Braces are sexy.
11. The autopsy bay is a good place to have sex.
12. Alien sex toys are fun.
13. Owen's ultrasound gel makes a fantastic lube.
14. The rest of the team loves to watch the boys shagging on CCTV.
15. A tie can be used as either a restraint or a blindfold.
16. Ianto can easily be won over by the gift of a shiny new coffee machine from Jack.
17. Ianto swears in Welsh during sex.

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