Title: Trapped
By: Ceefax
Pairing: gen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Owen and Ianto are trapped. And bored.

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"For fuck's sake, Ianto, you're Welsh. Sing a sad song about coal mines or something."

"That's discrimination. Anyway, I don't know any songs about coal mines."

"God, I'm bored. Of all the people I could've got stuck in here with, you're the absolute worst."

"Well, you're English, sing a song about jellied eels, or oppressing weaker nations or something."

"No. And that's discrimination, that is."

"Oh, hang on, I do know a song about coal mines, but it's about coal mining in Newcastle. Does that count?"

"Close enough. Go on, then."

"Actually, I can't remember how it starts."

"Fucking terrific."

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