Title: Tut Tut
By: Akane
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: AO
Note: Hehehehe! I so shouldn't be allowed a computer... I blame RTD...
Summary: Owen is not happy with Ianto and Jack, who are quite pleased with themselves.

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Ianto lay over Jack's left arm and his legs were wrapped possessively 'round his legs. His hands were clinging on to his waist and 'round his neck. All in all Jack was trapped. Not that he cared. He began to run affectionate, light circles on the small of Ianto's back. Causing the younger man on top of him to stir.
'Go away.' he mumbled, nuzzling against Jack's chest.
'We need to get up Yan.' Jack whispered into his hair.
'No.'
'Yes. We need to shower, you need to make coffee and clean up the-'
'Mess from last night? Me clean that up?! You gotta be kidding.'
'What?'
'That was all you.' Ianto smiled sleepily.
'Was your fault though so technically-'
'I'm not gonna clean it up Jack.' He argued, giggling.
'Well sorry but I don't want Owen to walk in and see the mess we made. There's the boardroom, autopsy room, my office-'
'Don't forget Owen's desk!'
'Exactly so get a move on.'
'No.'
'You're crushing me you know.'
'No I'm not.'
'Ianto.'
'No.'
'What about the coffee?'
'There's a nice place 'round the corner. Starbucks.'
'You have got to kidding.'
'Nope. I am not getting up. Too tired.'
'Fine.' Jack smiled as Ianto nuzzled closer and closed his eyes. After a few minutes Jack wrapped his arms around Ianto's body and in one swift movement pulled him over his shoulder and got out the bed.
'Urgh! Jack! Put me down!'
'No. Shower time.'
Ianto groaned as he was taken into the bathroom and placed in the shower.
'Shit! Jesus Jack that's freezing!' Ianto yelped as Jack turned on the water.
'It woke you up though didn't it!' Jack said, changing the temperature and climbing in beside him.
'I said I wasn't getting up.'
'Hmm. Well seeing as I'm the boss-' he smiled, pulling Ianto closer to him by his hips.
'That's not what you were saying last night!'
'Well that was last night-'
'And the night before. Oh and remember Friday too!' He smiled, rubbing shower gel over Jack's chest.
'Ianto!' Jack said annoyed.
'Ooooh! Sorry Sir.'
'You-' He snarled, attempting to be serious and failing.
'Oh come on Jack! Work to be done.' He smiled cheekily as he rubbed shampoo into his scalp.
Jack tutted and began to wash himself. Watching Ianto's every move.
'I've just realised something.' he said mindlessly.
'And what's that Jack?'
'I haven't kissed you this morning.' He moved towards Ianto, grabbing his wrists and pulling him towards him. Which prompted an encouraging moan from Ianto as their growing erections rubbed against each other.
'No. You haven't.' Ianto whispered, centimetres away from Jack's lips and throwing his arms 'round Jack's neck.
The combination of Ianto's hot breath brushing past his lips and his cock growing harder against Ianto's and the warm water washing over him was sensory over load and he pushed Ianto against the cold hard tiles and leant in for a passionate kiss.
Ianto's mouth was warm and inviting as Jack rolled his tongue around Ianto's, who was sighing into the kiss and grinding his hips against Jack's.
Jack pulled away and began to trail kisses down Ianto's jawline, neck, collarbone, chest and hip.
'Good morning Ianto Jones.' Jack laughed as he slid his tongue down the length that was saluting him. Several encouraging and arousing moans slid off Ianto's tongue as Jack licked slowly occasionally ran his teeth gently over his now rock hard cock. Jack felt the orgasm build in Ianto as his balls tightened and Jack's lips locked around the head, his tongue quickly ran over the slit and almost as if on cue Ianto's hips bucked into Jack's mouth as he greedily swallowed.
'Hmmm. Very good morning.' Jack smiled as Ianto gave Jack the same treatment that Jack had given him. And, as he was already on edge from Ianto's orgasm and totally erotic moans it didn't take long for him to empty himself into the Welshman's mouth.
'We really ought to be tiding upstairs you know Yan.' Jack whispered after a while, his arms wrapped around Ianto's body, who was clinging tight to his.
'I know. Just a few more minutes.' Ianto sighed.
Jack smiled and placed a chaste kiss on Ianto's forehead.

They stood, holding on to each other for ages. Not noticing the water run cold, the movement upstairs and only just noticing someone shout.

'Harkness! Tea-Boy! You fucking twats!'

Jack and Ianto quickly dried and got dressed, smiles plastered on their faces. They climbed the ladder and saw Owen slumped on the sofa outside Jack's office.
'You-' he said pointing to Jack 'are gonna by me a new desk. Now!'
'And you-' pointing to Ianto 'are gonna clean that autopsy table before I have to clean you guts off it.'
Jack and Ianto nodded, still smiling.
'I'm going home. Not coming in 'til this place is bloody clean' he shouted as he left the hub.
Jack and Ianto kissed before getting on with what they had to do, before Gwen and Tosh arrived too.

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