Title: Delivery
By: DaPimp
Pairing: gen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except a massive debt for my education. Oh and a newly acquired bowling pin.
Summary: "Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other."

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"It is seldom in life that one knows that a coming event is to be of crucial importance"

Anya Seton

"Hey, I've got a package for Agent Prentiss."

"Yeah, I bet you do, keep it clean Anderson," Morgan replied as he flipped through a file.

Anderson spluttered and turned red, Emily glared at Morgan, "Shut up Morgan, thanks Anderson" she said as he handed her the package.

Reid looked over from his desk, "What is it Prentiss?"

"I don't know, I'm not expecting anything" Emily shrugged. She opened the box with a slight frown, who would be sending her something at work? "OH MY GOD!" She shrieked as she jumped away from the desk, "Get it away from me! Get it off my desk!"

"Emily, what the hell?" Morgan asked as Emily rushed away from her desk into the break room.

Reid walked around to Emily's desk and looked in the plain, brown box. Reid's brow creased as he looked at the object laying at the bottom of the box. He pulled the small object from the box, "Emily. It's a PedEgg..."

Emily stood in the break room and glared at the embodiment of evil that lay in Reid's hand, "Yes, a PedEgg... oh god they are disgusting."

"Emily, they just-"

"No, they are- they're just- they're ARGH! Have you seen the ads! They open the damn thing and it's got crusty feet in it! How is that legal? How can that be allowed on TV?" Emily said with a shudder.

Morgan glanced at Reid before turning back to Prentiss, "It's just a foot thing..."

"Can somebody please just get rid of it?" Emily asked.

"Yeah ok, no problem." Reid replied as he placed it back in the box, "Wait... I think there's something in there..." Reid opened the PedEgg, "Oh..."

"What is it?" Emily rushed over and peered inside, "Oh my god! Crusty feet! Oh yuck, that's so gross. I'm getting out of here."

"Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other"

C.P. Snow

Ok, so the PedEgg is totally gross. I seriously cannot watch the ad without feeling ill. Seriously, why would I want to look at someone's crusty feet shavings?

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