Title: Kneecaps
By: DaPimp
Pairing: Morgan/Garcia friendship
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except a massive debt for my education. Oh and a newly acquired bowling pin.

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'And I wait...
For an endless song that never starts,
For a cure to the age-old broken heart'

Janessa

There it was. She was 'the One', she was perfect and everything he wanted. He could see himself marrying this girl, and this girl wasn't Penelope Garcia.

Penelope listened to Derek talk about this amazing new girl in her life and she was overcome with the desire to rip the skinny bitch's head off, then she'd see just how much Derek loved this other woman. Extreme solution, she knew, but Penelope Garcia was enthusiastic about everything she did.

If she had to listen to one more word about how she was the one for him, the be all and end all then she would quite possibly rip out his vocal chords. Penelope wasn't usually one for violence but at this moment she would like nothing more than to break his kneecaps. Why his kneecaps? Hell, she didn't know, she just knew she wanted him to feel a fraction of the pain that she was feeling at the moment. But no, that was a silly idea and she knew it, broken kneecaps heal, they are clever like that, broken hearts do not.

You know what? She didn't care, she would get over him eventually, she had to, and the first step in the recovery stage was a girls night, chocolate and ice cream straight out of the container. Derek Morgan could kiss her white, voluptuous ass.

'Time heals and reveals'

Valerie

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