Title: In CUM-pany
By: ebonyjet
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: OK I know odd and random but it was in my messed up head... and it needed to be shared.
Summary: MSN convocation between Jack and Ianto but some one else is reading it too!

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XxxHarkness.xxX
Ianto? ... You there?

XxxWhatcanIgetyou?xxX
Yes, sir?

XxxHarkness.xxX
What the hell is up with you S/N?

XxxWhatcanIgetyou?xxX
I believe Gwen, Owen and Tosh thought it would be funny to change it for me, Sir.

XxxHarkness.xxX
Y don't you change it back?

XxxWhatcanIgetyou?xxX
Tosh blocked my comp so I can't... Was there anything else, Sir?

XxxHarkness.xxX
Yer, What you up to after work?

XxxWhatcanIgetyou?xxX
Nothing... Night in?

XxxHarkness.xxX
Sounds good to me. I changed you S/N for you.

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
????

XxxHarkness.xxX
Like it? Cos I do. It really screams Ianto Jones!

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
Only to you... and Lisa!

XxxHarkness.xxX
Ok you change mine if you want, and I'll leave it as what ever you change it 2.

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
Ok. Fine Sir, but you asked for this.

XxxTiny.cock!xxX
OH come on!!!!! That just not true!!!!!!

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
And what's your point Harkness?

XxxTiny.cock!xxX
Apparantly not as big as I thought it was... How's yours?

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
Well you haven't exactly worn it out, if that's what you mean...

XxxTiny.cock!xxX
You gave me friction burn!!!!!

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
Ha ha I told you to lube up, but no!!! The all mightily Hardness... oh sorry Harkness doesn't need any!

XxxTiny.cock!xxX
Ok... Ok you where right!

. Doctor.Owen.harder.
You two? You know we can all see what your typing right?

!Compurter.wizz!
Ianto! I'm ashamed of you!

XxxGreat.Shag.xxX
Tosh I've seen some of the thing you talk to Owen and Gwen about!!!! This is clean compared to that!

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