Title: Who said there wasn't treasure at the end of the rainbow?
By: Akane
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Note: Please. Don't ask where this came from. I don't know. It made me laugh though.
Summary: Rainbow tie.

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Ianto never was one for bright colours. He thought that they were too vulgar. Plain block colours were more professional.
Then again he thought sex in the office was vulgar.
Oh how that had changed.
And when he saw that tie in Tie Rack God- he had to get it. Just to see the look on Jack's face when he walked into the hub.
Looking in the mirror that morning he could not wipe the smile off his face as he tied the tie neatly around his neck. Placing it behind his newest black blazer. He was shaking from anticipation as he left his flat and walked eagerly to the hub.

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"Where's the tea boy?"
"Owen!" Jack hissed from his office.
"What?! Just cos you're shagging him!" he shouted back.
"If you remember actually Owen I didn't appreciate the nickname before either."
"Whatever Jack."
"Owen's right though Jack-" Gwen added "he's never late."
"Who's never late?" Ianto asked knowingly as he entered the hub.
Jack smiled at the sound of his voice and quite literally jumped out of his chair to the main area. Stopping, stunned when he saw what he had around his neck.
"Yan?" he started, stopping when he thought he'd best ask the question in private. "You're late with my coffee." he finished, flashing a cheekily toothy smile.
"Sorry sir. Right away sir" Ianto replied.
How does he keep a straight face when he says that Jack thought as he watched Ianto climb the stairs to the kitchen.
"Jack-" Gwen's voice interrupted his trail of thought "-close your mouth. You'll get all sorts in there."
Jack and Owen laughed at the comment, Gwen oblivious to the obvious innuendo in what she had said.
"Men" she hissed as she sat at her desk, going through the paperwork she was meant to have finished for last night.

Jack walked into his office, smiling to himself. He knew Ianto hated bright bold colours, so what was with the tie? As soon as he sat on his chair Ianto walked in, sporting a grin like a bloody Cheshire cat- a grin only Jack saw. He placed the coffee on the coater, brushing his fingers against Jack's hand as he did and went to leave.

1...2...3..Ianto thought.

"Mr Jones-" Jack said on cue "just where do you think you're going?"

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"To feed to pterodactyl sir" he whispered huskily.
"Turn 'round Yan"
"Sir." Ianto complied.
Jack rose from his seat and walked over to Ianto with an inquisitive frown on his face.
"Now Ianto Jones, the professional tease-" Jack informed ad he opened Ianto's blazer and ran his fingers over his tie, "hates bright, bold colours like this."
"Does he?" Ianto asked, still grinning from ear to ear.
"Well he is definitely the tease I can tell you" Jack licked his lips seductively and eyed up a beautiful pink bit of skin between Ianto's shirt collar and jaw.
"I'll bet." he breathed as Jack kissed, licked and bit his neck, pushing him against the door and shutting the blinds.

[Meanwhile the rest of the team had heard the slam of the door and saw the blinds close, causing them all to stare at each other.
"I think there's a weevil that needs chasing" Gwen gulped finally.
"No. What it is-is that Jack and tea boy are going to fuck each other on Jack's desk cos the stupid Welsh twat wore a bloody rainbow tie!" Owen hissed, grabbing his coat and running to escape the hub. The others not far behind him.]

Ianto ran his fingers over Jack's shirt, pushing the braces over his shoulders as he grabbed his mouth. They fought for dominance almost hungrily as they undressed each other. Jack letting out what could only be described as a growl when Ianto ran his fingers lightly over his crotch.
"What is with the tie?" Jack asked breathlessly.
"Wanted to see what would happen" Ianto smiled, his fingers running in between Jack's trousers and skin.
"You cheeky little-"
"Oh but you love it sir" he wagged his eyebrows playfully as he ruthlessly changed his position, pinning Jack against the door.
"I-I can't say I don't" he gasped as Ianto kissed and bit his chest, who smiled as Jack arched his back when he took his left nipple in his mouth.
"Who'd have thought that the prim and proper Ianto Jones would be going down on the boss not an hour into the work day"
"Not even 15 minutes sir" Ianto smiled as he undid Jack's belt and slowly, painfully slowly Jack noted, pulled down his trousers, both gasping as Jack was released from the confides of his trousers.
"Definitely a good day to go commando" Jack laughed, his eyes glued shut as he concentrated on the feel of Ianto's breath against the rough hairs of his thighs.
"Wishful thinking that was Jack" Ianto breathed, the corners of his lips turning upwards as he watched Jack squirm.
"Yyyyyannn!"
Ianto smiled, running his hands round and over Jack's thighs.
"D'you really want it Jack?"
"Yes"
"Really want it?"
"Yes" Jack uttered desperately.
"Well then" Ianto said before he ran his tongue over the length in front of his face.
"Ah.. not — a — moment — too — soon!" Jack gasped, his finger scratching Ianto's scalp encouragingly.

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