Title: Measuring Tapes Don't Lie
Author: emeraldsage85
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Just a little something that popped into my head after I watched "Adam".
Disclaimer: I don't make any money from this. Torchwood belongs to RTD and the BBC.
Summary: Of course when Jack found Ianto's diary he read it. Spoilers for "Adam".

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February 1, 2008

Jack and I had an argument last night. Well, not really an argument, more like a disagreement of sorts. He was boasting about the size of his cock again so I said that he couldn't be more than 7 inches tops. I've never seen him get so worked up before. He even went to fetch a measuring tape so I could see how big he really was. Then I had to make him hard. A little make out session where I rubbed my hand over his crotch seemed to do the trick. Jack pulled his pants down, handed me the measuring tape, and demanded I measure him. 10 inches hard. Then he gloated over it. That measuring tape had to be lying. There is no way that man is 10 inches. Even with his cock up my arse it doesn't feel that big. Maybe I should demand a re-measure just to be sure.

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Jack looked up from Ianto's diary and grinned. He would have to remind Ianto of that incident later. Putting the diary aside, Jack emptied out the contents of the bag containing the golden box and was surprised to find something that vaguely looked like a key. Just as he was examining it, Ianto strode into the room.

"Found your diary," Jack said, holding it up.

"I've been looking for that," Ianto said.

He took the diary from Jack's outstretched hand.

As he turned to leave Jack couldn't resist teasing him.

"And for the record," he announced, "Measuring tapes never lie."

Ianto sighed and mumbled some sort of insult under his breath. He had just left the room when Jack noticed the labeling on the bag, 'Adam's Property' in Ianto's neat printing.

"Hey, who's Adam?" Jack called.

Ianto stuck his head back in the room.

"Don't know," he said.

Jack sighed and turned his attention back to the box. Somehow that key had to open it. After he figured it out, he planned to find Ianto and let him have his "re-measure".

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