Title: Let's just pretend that never happened
By: MrBrightside
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: Words used:- door, cake, folder, English, sock, Mickey Mouse.

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Owen pushed open the door to the kitchen and saw Ianto sitting at the table, a folder open, eating cake. The writing in the folder was definitely not English.

Ianto looked up from his cake, and started choking with laughter.

"Why the frick are you wearing Mickey Mouse ears?!"

"Why the shizzle are you wearing socks on your hands?!"

The two men glared at each other. Owen walked out of the kitchen, and Ianto continued eating cake.

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