Title: Property of Torchwood
By: protoplasmica
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Summary: A little snippet into a make-believe moment after S1.

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"You're fucking beautiful." Jack said with crossed arms as Ianto typed.

"Mind your language please, sir," Ianto replied without looking away from the screen. "Some of us are trying to work."

"And some of us are trying to accumulate good wank material to prepare for those long lonely nights when their boyfriend leaves town yet again to shack up with a middle-aged woman."

"I would hardly describe a meeting with the Prime Minister as 'shacking up.'" Ianto grinned as he glanced at Jack. "And since when was I your boyfriend?"

"Since you decided to take up her offer to liaise for Torchwood," Jack smirked as he uncrossed his arms and stalked toward Ianto's chair. "I don't take defection lightly you know."

"You were gone sir," Ianto explained patiently. "I didn't know when, or if, you would return, and Torchwood needed a liaison to the government who wasn't a needy emotional cripple--" Ianto fluttered his eyelashes when Jack leaned forward to kiss his throat. "Is it my fault she took a liking to me?"

"Definitely not," Jack smiled slowly against skin. "But if she ever asks you for a blowjob I'll brand "˜property of Torchwood' on your ass so fast your head will spin."

"Careful sir," Ianto hissed. "Any more romance and I might not return home."

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