Title: A Superhero and a Teaboy Walk into a Bar
By: marag
Pairing: mild Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: These characters belong to the BBC. I just fantasize about them.
Note: Torchwood/Teen Titans crossover
Genre: Crossover, crack, humor
Summary: The title says it all, I think.
Notes: Written for Thecomingnight's fandom_stocking.

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Roy leaned his head against his palm and considered the other man. "That bad, huh?"

"Worse," Ianto said mournfully into his mediocre beer.

"Huh."

"And it's not like he can even *help it*."

"Are you sure? Because Dick..." Roy waved a hand, helpless to explain his lover and his lover's background with anything less than diagrams, a flowchart, and an entire novel with extensive footnotes. "I mean, it's more that everyone *else* does it, but still..."

"I'm pretty sure." Ianto sighed, swirling his glass.

"Flirts with everyone. Yeah, sounds familiar."

Ianto looked up. "Oh, that's not the problem. It's that he flirts with everyone and every*thing*. Last week, he was flirting with a creature that had *tentacles.*"

Roy waved to the bartender for something stronger to drink. He had a feeling they were going to need it.

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