Title: White Trash Wedding
By: minimumstitch
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Torchwoodis not owned by me but is owned by the BBC and RTD and I am just enjoying playing with their characters.
Summary: Ianto steps up as the DJ at Gwen's wedding.

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The couple moved together as one, their bodies swaying in time with the slow, romantic music. The pair thought of nothing but the feel of each other's bodies, the pounding of each other's hearts. They were unaware of the excited chatter surrounding them, most of which comprised of 'Aliens in Cardiff! I'd never have believed it!', 'So whose baby was it?' 'Why did the alien want it?' and 'Who's the cute guy working the decks?'

Jack watched in amusement as woman after woman made their way to the DJ under the pretence of making a request, smiling at their disappointed looks when Ianto let them down gently, inclining his head to their table indicating Jack's presence.

A young lady approached the decks and Jack felt a small flicker of jealousy flare as he saw Ianto roar with laughter at her request. The pair began to talk, only stopping when the current track ceased, leaving an awkward silence. The girl gave him a cheeky grin and made her way back to her table as Ianto hastily put on the next track.

When Jack returned his gaze to his young lover, he saw the young man searching through the disks before pulling out his mobile phone. He was so absorbed in watching Ianto, that he didn't notice Tosh checking her messages before hurrying out of the room.

Tosh hurried to the SUV and removed the laptop and several cables from the back seat before making her way back to the party. She moved through the throng of young women gyrating in front of the DJ's booth, grinning at the evil glares she received as she made her way behind the speakers.

Ianto took the laptop from Tosh's grasp and downloaded the track he was looking for, before connecting the laptop to the large speakers. As Tosh began to leave, he caught her hand and lent down to whisper in her ear. Tosh frowned before a large grin spread across her face and she began to search through the disks in front of her. Once she had found what she was looking for, she handed it to the young Welshman, smirking at his laughter.

As the track finished, Ianto moved towards the microphone. "And this is a dedication for the happy couple from Erin. White Trash Wedding by the Dixie Chicks". He pressed enter on the laptop and suddenly the air was filled with the twang of country music. There was silence as the crowd actually listened to the lyrics '...say I do and kiss me quick, cause baby's on it's way..'.

Ianto smirked as Rhys and Gwen began to laugh, but his smirk faded as he saw Rhys' mother marching towards him, her face like thunder. He hurriedly lined up Tosh's request and escaped to the safety of the gents before Gwen's mother could corner him.

"It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark…"

Tosh held out her hand to Owen.

"'Thriller'? You chose bloody 'Thriller'?" Owen moaned.

"Come on, Owen. How often does a girl get to see an actual zombie dancing to 'Thriller'?" Tosh giggled.

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