Title: What Goes Around
Author: Mara
Author Email: mmba@cox.net
Category: Humor
Rating: FRM
Pairing: Warrick/Gil
Status of Story: Complete
Summary: This is from Tonya's response for getting rid of sara. I really liked it and thought it would be funny to write it. Sara gets drunk and ends up in bed with Ecklie.

Warrick shouted, to no one in particular, "Damn that woman!"

"Warrick, what's the problem?"

"What do you think? It's the bitch. She's at it again. She told Ecklie that I started a betting pool at work. You know - about the outcome of the Tully case. I did not start that pool. Nick did."

"I know, Warrick and Sara knows it too. I can't believe she would tell Ecklie that you did it."

"Well, she did. Ecklie just reprimanded me for it and didn't even give me a chance to explain. I've had just about enough of her bullshit. She's just trying to split us up and I'm going to put a stop to it."

"No, you're not. I'll handle it. I'm going to tell Sara, once and for all, that she can't come between us. I love you and that's the bottom line."

"And, you're going to do this - when?"

"NOW!"

"Oh, good."

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Sara sat at the bar sucking down her sixth scotch and soda. She was pissed. Her little chat with Gil had not been to her liking. She couldn't believe that Gil would say such things to her. How could he just cast her out in preference of that overgrown gambling addict. She was so much better than Warrick. Why couldn't Gil see it?

As Sara tossed back another scotch and soda, a man approached her. She swiveled on the stool and almost fell off. It's a good thing the man was there to catch her. When she glanced up, she saw Conrad Ecklie. He was looking smug as ever.

"Well, well, Miss Sidle. I didn't expect to see you here. You're looking a bit out of sorts."

"Well, you would be too - if you'd just lost the love of your life," she slurred.

"Funny, I didn't know you ever had Gil?"

"You son of a bitch," she screeched and lunged for the man, but she staggered and fell down. Ecklie smirked and picked the drunken woman up off the floor.

"I believe you've had enough to drink. If you weren't so drunk, I'd write you up. I might even have you fired for attacking a supervisor."

"Donnnnnn't give a fuckkk!"

"Right. Let's go." He practically had to carry her out of the bar, but he finally managed to get Sara into his car.

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"Oh, fuck! My head is killing me," Sara groaned as she rolled over and came face to face with Conrad Ecklie. "Shit, shit , shit!"

"Language, Miss Sidle."

"What did you do to me? You took advantage of me in my inebriated state. You bastard!"

"I'm afraid, you have that backwards. It was you who took advantage of me. As soon as I got you into your apartment, you were all over me. I tried to fight you off, but you were like a woman possessed. I was afraid to be too rough with you. You could have been hurt."

"How thoughtful of you. So, you just let me have my wicked way with you."

"Of course. It was the only thing I could do."

"If you ever tell anyone about this - I swear, I'll hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands."

"Threats, Miss Sidle? I could still have you fired."

"And I'll file rape charges!"

"Fine! We'll never speak of this unfortunate incident again. Not to each other or anyone else. Agreed?"

"Agreed."

&&&&&&

Nine months later.

"Hey, baby."

"What, love?"

"Mrs. Conrad Ecklie just went into labor. Do you think we should go to the hospital?"

"Hell, no!"

"That's cold, babe."

"Yes, I know. Sara got exactly what she deserves."

"True! What do you think they'll name the three little Ecklies?"

"Probably, Larry, Moe and Curly."

"Ha, you are so bad. I think we should go home and celebrate."

"What ya got in mind?"

"Let's go home and fuck until we pass out."

"Have I ever told you, how much I really love your ideas."

"Many times, babe."

"I think we should break out a bottle of Champagne and drink a toast to the happy couple. Here's to Mr. and Mrs. Ecklie and their new arrivals. What goes around comes around."

"And life really is good1"

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You mother-fucker! You did this to me! I'm going to cut your dick off and shove it down your throat! &@#$ %@!& @#$*!!!!!

"Now, now, Dear. It will all be over soon. Take a deep breath and PUSH!"

And they lived unhappily ever after!