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Title: Balanced Choices
By: slightly_frayed
Rating: PG, I think. Sure, why not? XD
Length: 33 words. You read that correctly.
Summary: How do you expect me to summarize 33 words?

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"Morning, Nicky."

"Morning. What's for breakfast?"

"Pancakes and Froot Loops."

"You're kidding."

"Nope."

"How do you stay so thin when you eat pancakes and Froot Loops every morning?"

"100 calories an orgasm."

"...Oh."

Note: I really hope this makes sense to people that aren't me. XD