Title: Nicky's got his blue jeans on
By: HollywoodVegasHottie
Pairing: genish - Nick/everyone & noone
Rating: PG
Summary: Title says it all. Parody on the song "Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans on" by Mel McDaniels.

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Down by the Trace lab
With its walls of glass
Everybody's looking
At Nick Stokes' ass
They turn their heads and they
Watch him til he's gone
Heaven help us, Nicky's got his blue jeans on!

Down at the crime scene
There's a stolen hubcap
Sara reaches over
Gives Nick's butt a slap
As he goes walkin'
Walkin like a Texas Ranger
Lord have mercy, Nicky is wearin Wranglers!

He don't care if he catches their eye
He's just a damn sexy CSI
You can't blame 'em if they jump for joy
When they see this cow boy!
Naw, the man can't help it!

He's being stalked by Catherine
He's being stalked by Greg
He's even stalked by Grissom
Clinging to his leg!
They like a man who's very big and strong!
Heaven help us, Nicky's got his blue jeans on!


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