Title: The Book
Author: Bj Jones
Prompt: #50 - Joker
Word Count: 237
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: I think we all know that I don’t own them, cause if I did…. Anyway. Various executives, producers, studios, and writers who have more lawyers on retainer than I want to mess with – own them. I’m not making any money, just borrowing them. I promise to return them to the lab when I’m done with them
Beta: Kay (Joe)
Warning: Slash – if you don’t like it – don’t read it
2nd Warning: Spoilers from all seasons
Author’s Note: The episode – didn’t happen
Challenge: 100 Drabbles – Horatio Caine/Timothy SpeedleHoratio was going to kill the joker that put the book on his desk. He would hunt them down and slowly torture them and then dispose of the body. He knew how. He knew how to do it without being caught.
Everyone moved out of his way as he stalked through the labs. First stop was Trace. Speed better not have or the boy was sleeping on the couch. The brunette stared at him in shock and then proceeded to laugh his ass off.
Horatio growled and moved on. Eric blushed and ran off. The redhead wondered if Eric would ever be able to look him in the face again.
The ballistics expert snickered, shook her head, snickered some more as she wiped the tears off her face. She pointed out that she would have given the book to Speed.
Horatio carried the book back to his office contemplating who would dare…
“I see you got my gift.”
Horatio stared. “You?”
“Just making sure my boy is happy.” Alexx smirked and walked away.
Horatio stared after the ME. Oh God. Speed’s mother bought him the Joy of Gay Sex. He was never going to be able to show his face in autopsy again.
It didn’t help that as he walked up to his office he could hear his lover still laughing. The boy was so on the couch. He flipped through the book, then again maybe not.
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