Title: Bookmark!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: PG-13
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

One evening, after a somewhat stressful case, Flack was at home reading the new Harry Potter book, Danny showed up and eyed the book. Flack glared when Danny asked why he, a grown man, would be reading such a book, so Danny dropped it and turned on the game.

However, a few minutes later, Flack reached for his beer and his bookmark accidentally fluttered down to the floor, where Danny picked it up and looked at it. It said something like, "Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful... Hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so" or something, like those stupid keychains people have, and Danny snorted, obviously.

Flack grabbed it back and pouted on the couch, but Danny wasn't going to let *that* slide, so he slithered up onto the couch and molested Flack. Humping ensued.

The end!