Title: Braces!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: NC-17
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

All through high school, Flack had to wear braces. How else do you think he got such a pretty smile? He really hated them. Like, hardcore, and he always tried to keep his mouth shut when people took pictures of him. One day, however, his mother managed to get a photo when he was laughing at something on TV... Flack, of course, wanted to burn it, but his mum said noooo! and kept it hidden away.

All these years later, Flacky had all but forgotten about it, and he was, in fact, making out with Danny when someone knocked on the door of his apartment. Rolling his eyes, Flack wandered over to the door, all mussed and kinda sweaty and with his pants undone. He opened the door...

And... it was his mother. He freaked out and scrambled to do up his pants and fix his hair and stuff, so it wouldn't look like he was about to receive the best blowjob of his *life*, but his mum apparently didn't notice, because she just waltzed right into Flacky's living room, waving a little package.

Danny, from the couch, went o.o because he was kind of sprawled and topless and there was a strange lady and... it was scary. Flacky's mother eyed him, then turned to Flack and his messed up hair and lack of belt and kind of put two and two together, and kind of flushed. Flack ushered his mum into the kitchen and Danny followed, kinda curious now.

Flack's mum held out the package she was holding and told Flacky she'd found it while she was cleaning and she knew it'd make him laugh and remember the old days, so Flack opened it carefully and stared in horror at the picture with his braces... framed!

Danny peeked over and bit his lip to keep from smirking too obviously, and leaned on the counter... After a long, long time (and after many "Bye Donnie!"s), Flack managed to get his mother to leave, and turned his attention back to Danny, who was back on the couch, grinning like the cheshire cat.

Of course, the only way Flack could think of to stop Danny from talking was to make out with him, so he did so. For many, many hours.

The end.