Title: Carpet!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: PG-13
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

This one weekend, Danny had a lot of his friends over at his apartment for kind of like... well, a party. And things got a little out of control, shall we say. The following Monday, there were stains like you wouldn't believe, all over Danny's carpet, and that was *not* a good thing, as Danny lives in an apartment, and the landlord was a real bitch about the carpets.

Sooo, Danny called the landlord and eventually (after much apologizing and (probably hollow) promises, the landlord agreed to let Danny pay only half for a new carpet. So Danny called the carpet place, and ordered a carpet after measuring his apartment with Flacky's help (well, Flack was more of a distraction, but *eventually* they got it done), and later that day, the carpet arrived.

But... it was the wrong carpet! The people at the store had got the order wrong, so instead of a regular apartment-esque carpet, there was now a huge, orange, shag carpet in the middle of Danny's living room, and two guys waiting to install it. Clearly, Danny was freaking out about this... So he told the guys to leave and that he would take care of it...

But then... Flack tackled Danny onto the carpet! And humped him numerous times... Later, his excuse was that he was born too late to be a real hippy, but he always wanted to shag on shag.

Danny returned the carpet the next day.