Title: Santa Clause
By: Bj Jones
Pairing: gen
Rating: PG
Requested by: ladyvirgo1956
Pairing Request: Timothy Speedle and Santa Clause
Summary: Okay this is set in the CSI: Hunter series - to recap the one where Speed's a Hunter and comes back to find a demon riding Eric's ass...

He's been a Hunter for a long while.

Seen some serious shit, even more so in the past year or so.

He glanced over to see Horatio pulling off his sunglasses and starting at the same sight he was.

"So I'm not completely drunk and off my rocker." Speed asked.

"Wait didn't the Winchesters deal with this like two years ago?" H asked. He was still fairly new to hunting, but he remembered that story.

"Those were the gods of winter." Speed clarified. "This is Santa Claus."

"The Real Santa Clause?"

"What you got Angels, Demons, Lucifer and Michael running around but you don't believe in Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight?"

"Sorry, obviously we hadn't realized Santa Clause was a snarky bitch." Speed rolled his eyes.

"Dude. I get out once a year. I'm allowed to be snarky." Santa grabbed his bag then paused and pulled out a package. "If you find the brothers, give them this."

And with a twinkle in his eyes and twitch of his nose he was gone.

"And I thought Miami had some weird shit." Horatio muttered and looked down at the box in Speed's hand. "What is it?"

He opened the box and laughed. "Peace on Earth."