Title: The Itch
By: goosie
Rating: R
Pairing: David Hodges/Bobby Dawson
Warnings: Too much information.
Status: 2 of 50 (csi50 challenge)
Summary: This fic stars the csi_labs twins.

"I told you not to go out there."

"Look June, I'm not in the mood for this right now. I…I need to find some soap. Where the hell is the soap?!"

"Well what the hell did you think they did out there…alone…without hunting gear?"

"I dunno. I just… I just didn't think… I think I need a stronger prescription now. What's Dr. Hopkins' number?"

"Jamie…"

"No, seriously things are getting blurry."

"Sit down."

"Look, I'm not a baby. I don't need…"

"Sit!"

"Fine. Geez…"

"Jamie,"

"…"

"Our fathers have sex."

"Oh god."

"With each other."

"No shit."

"And it's perfectly natural. They love each other. Just like Papa loves Archie, just like Daddy loves Mom. There is nothing wrong with their love for each other."

"Shut up!"

"In fact, I think it just makes our family stronger."

"What?"

"I mean, if Papa ever decided to leave not only would he be leaving Archie and Mom but Daddy too."

"But why would…"

"But really what's the big deal? So Daddy takes it up the…"

"June!"

"…ass from Papa. It doesn't make your dad…"

"I can't believe…"

"… any less of a man."

"You just aren't going to stop, are you?"

"Besides, it only happens every once in a while. Daddy will do something completely innocent like take his shirt off while he's cutting the grass."

"I think I'm going to be sick."

"And Papa will stare."

"Oh, dear lord."

"And lick his lips. I've seen it before, Jamie. It's like clockwork."

"That's it, I'm leaving."

"And then Papa will have the sudden urge to hunt imaginary deer."

"Leaving!"

"It's the itch, Jamie. Apparently Papa thinks your dad is hot. You should be proud that Daddy is still hot to people other than Mom."

"I'm scarred. There you've done it. You've ruined me. You should be proud."

"Well, I do try."