Title: Loud Neighbors
Author: Bj Jones
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. They are owned by variety of producers, executives, writers, and studios that have more lawyers on retainer than I want to mess with. I’m not making any money, and promise to return them – sooner or later.
Summary: The banging just didn’t stop.
Beta: Lynn (Janet)
Author’s Note: These are actual real neighbors. While staying at my mom’s I swear they just wouldn’t stop.
Warning: *snort* does the hint of het count as a warning?
Challenge: 100 Fanfic – Timothy Speedle/Eric Delko
Prompt: #37 - Sound
Word Count: 2255

~*~

Speed stretched and yawned as he headed down the hallway to his bedroom. The only goal he had on his mind was to read a bit in the latest book he had picked up and then crash. He settled into his bed and picked up the book, and just as he began to read it started.

"Damn it!" Speed glared at the bedroom wall with all the hatred he could manage. "Give the poor woman a break!" he screamed.

It was driving him nuts. It had started six weeks ago, when he had gotten new neighbors, newlyweds. And every night since then Speed got to listen to the rhythmic slamming of the headboard against the bedroom wall, not just once but three or four times. At first he had tolerated it, after all they were newlyweds, but then it just didn't stop. He slammed his book shut and growled.

He grabbed his pillow and blanket and once again found himself sleeping on his couch. "What are they are going for, a world record?" He muttered to himself as he pounded his pillow. "It’s like living next to fucking rabbits." Speed sighed and looked up at the ceiling, trying to ignore the pounding he could hear down the hall.

~ Lab ~

"What's wrong with you?" Eric looked over at his short tempered irate friend.

"Haven't slept well," Speed growled.

"Your insomnia kicking in?" he asked concerned. Everyone in the lab knew about Speed's boughts of insomnia.

"I wish," he yawned. "My new neighbors are newlyweds."

The younger man looked over at grinned. "Their sex life is keeping you up."

"It's just not once a night, its three or four, and don't get me started about the weekends." Speed growled. "I swear if I hear 'harder Billy, harder oh god that’s so good'" Eric snickered at the high pitched false voice Speed was using. "I'm going to scream, then go over there and take away the dude's Viagra, because to get it up that much in one sitting he's taking something."

"It can't be that bad..." Eric shut up at Speed's glare.

"I've slept on my couch for the past two weeks, just to get the few hours of sleep I do get," he grumbled.

Eric looked over at his friend, noticing the dark circles and scruffier than normal appearance, "Why don't you come stay with me this weekend?"

Speed looked up at him and blinked. "Okay." He was rewarded with a bright smile.

~ Eric's Place ~

Speed dropped his bag down by the couch and sat down. "Ah, peace and quiet..."

A large bang shook the building. The two men looked at each other and ran outside to see what the hell happened. Eric stared in shock. "Speed tell me there's not an SUV sitting in my neighbors’ living room."

"Sorry can't do that." the scruffy brunette shook his head and turned to go back into the house. "Pack your bags Eric, you can't stay here, the building is unstable."

"Where the hell am I supposed to go?!" Eric yelled back towards Speed.

"You can stay at my place with the rabbits next door. I suggest earplugs though," Speed grinned at him.

"It can't be that bad...."

~ Speed's Place ~

Eric stared down the hall in shock. "That's what, the third time in two hours?"

"I really don't know how she walks, that woman has got to be sore as hell." Speed commented while fixing dinner.

"I seriously thought that you were over exaggerating, but this," he gestured towards the back room. "I mean I've been here for a few hours and I know more about their sex life than I want to."

"Welcome to my world," the older man snickered at Eric's expression of disbelief.

"Have you tried talking to them?" he asked.

"I can imagine that conversation." Speed wiped his hands on a towel while he leaned against the counter. "Excuse me, would it be possible for you to cut back on the Viagra or start paying my therapy bills, since I know more about your sex life than is healthy."

"Hell flash your badge and hint about arresting them for lude behavior or something." Eric grabbed his beer and sat down on the couch. A loud scream of 'Billy' rang out. "Oh thank God they're finished."

"For now..."

~ Later that Evening ~

"That's it! I'm calling Tripp and having them arrested," Eric growled as the banging started up again. "No wonder you've been cranky, irritable, and sarcastic lately," he paused at Speed's expression. "Well more than normal."

"Thanks."

"I was getting worried," he eased into the couch next to his friend. "With your insomnia and morose attitude..."

"You don't have to worry about me Eric," Speed shrugged. "It's nothing new and it’s just something I've learned to live with."

"But I do worry," his voice dropped. "Someone has to."

"Alexx is enough of a mother hen for me. I don't need a Cuban one," he laughed lightly.

Eric sighed and ran a hand through his hair, "But I like to worry about you. I mean... Hell Speed you’re in my thoughts all the time."

Tim paused and looked over at his friend. "Eric?"

The young man stood up and began to pace slightly. "Okay, confession time. I like you."

Speed watched him closely then stood up. "Like me? As in 'like me'?"

Eric gave him a shy smile, "You're my best friend Speed. Lately though you've become more than that..."

"I'm a guy."

"Really, hadn't noticed," he smirked.

"I thought... I mean you’re Cuban Russian Catholic, baby boy of a large family - I thought there was no chance in hell that you would..." Speed stammered.

Eric stepped up to him and pulled him close. "I've been out to my family since I was sixteen. I've always been attracted to both sexes."

"So this whole time I've been fretting over having the hots for you and worried about losing you as a friend if you found out, you've been Bi?" he asked shocked

"So you do have the hots for me?"

Speed growled at him. "Why the hell didn't you tell me this sooner? I would have pounced you a hell of a lot sooner than this."

Eric glared at him, "I thought you knew."

"How? By your parading all the woman you dated through the lab?" came the sarcastic reply. "Hell, you never even said anything when you caught me on that date with Bernstein."

"I didn't want to, I figured you were taken and wasn't going to bring it up. By the way, whatever happened to him?" Eric asked curiously.

"He got a career opportunity, and I didn't want to leave Miami." Speed shrugged. "We were better off friends.

"Tim?" Eric asked moving closer.

"Damn it, Eric, kiss me." Speed was rewarded with a bright smile and a slow sweet kiss. He moaned and opened his mouth, deepening it, his tongue asking for entrance into the warm mouth. Eric's hands wrapped around the slim waist and pulled him close. Speed's hand slipped into the dark hair as he devoured the pliable mouth in passion.

The two pulled back, panting for air.

"Let’s take this someplace I can get you naked and sprawled out." Eric's voice was low and husky.

Speed just took his hand and pulled him down the hallway towards the bedroom. By the time the door was closed Eric had him back into his arms kissing him deeply. Calloused hands worked under the simple t-shirt and pulled it up and over Speed's head and tossed it into the corner. He ran a finger down the exposed chest; fingering each nipple before leaning down and taking one into his mouth. Speed's head fell back, a moan escaping his mouth as each nipple was licked and sucked erect. Eric fell to his knees and ran a hand over the bulge then buried his nose into the warm heat. He unbuckled the pants and slipped them and the white boxers down the muscular thighs.

"Eric." Speed breathed, his hand slipping into the dark hair.

"Beautiful." He stroked the hard cock, his thumb circling the head smearing the pre-cum. "Can't wait to taste." His tongue darted out and swiped over the head, the taste exploding in his mouth. He swirled his tongue around the head, before taking it into his mouth and sucking on it gently. Eric held Speed's thighs as he licked, sucked and tasted the delicious cock.

"Oh God..." he cried out. "Don't stop...."

Eric took that as an encouragement and took the whole cock into his mouth, burying his nose into the dark pubic hair, inhaling the musky sent of his lover. It didn't take long, he could feel Speed tensing and with a shout he came down Eric's eager throat. The younger man swallowed it all and licked the now lax cock clean. Standing up he was soon pulled into a fierce embrace and kissed hard, Speed’s tongue sweeping through his mouth and tasting his own essence.

He was quickly stripped and the two ended up in the bed, hands roaming, touching, inflaming each other’s passions. Speed looked up into the dark eyes full of love and passion and smiled brightly. "Want you."

Eric sat up a bit and looked at his new lover, "You sure?"

To answer him, he spread his legs wide and reached for the night stand; after a quick rummage through it he handed Eric lube and a condom. "That answer your question?"

"Slightly," he grinned and sat back slicking up his fingers with lube. "Tell me if I'm going too fast." He gently inserted one finger moving it around the tight hole.

Speed pushed down on the digit, and growled. "At the moment you're not going fast enough."

Eric grinned and pulled out his finger and inserted two looking for that one spot. Speed thrust down and screamed out as his prostate was worked over, "Damn it Eric get the fuck inside of me."

"Can't argue with that invitation," he grinned and slid on the condom, quickly lubing himself up. Speed's legs rested easily on his shoulders as the head of his cock touched his entrance. He looked into Speed's eyes and slid all the way inside, in one slow strong thrust. "Oh God Speed you're so tight..."

The two panted slowly adjusting to the feeling of being connected. Speed gripped Eric's arms, "Please ... move...."

Eric set a hard, steady rhythm pulling all the way out, and then pushing back in. With each thrust Speed met him their bodies slapping together. Soon they were lost in each other. Eric thrusting harder each time burying himself deeper, sending the bed into the wall. Speed moaning with pleasure as each thrust scraped over his prostate, sending pleasure down his spine. He gripped his hard cock and stroked it in time with each delicious hard thrust into his body.

Eric was lost in the feel of the tightness around him; this is where he wanted to be, buried deep inside Speed, his lover. He looked down to see a blissful expression on Speed's face, "I love you."

His eyes snapped open, dark eyes searching his own, "I love you, too."

Eric began to thrust hard and faster into him, "Come."

Speed threw his head back and screamed out his release as Eric thrust deep inside of him, coming hard. He collapsed on top of his lover, panting heavily; he rolled over and looked at the goofy grin on Speed's face. "So…you think they heard us?"

Laughter quickly filled the room.

~ Next Morning ~

Speed stepped out his front door grimacing slightly as he bent over to get the newspaper. He looked up when he heard his neighbor’s door open. The couple looked over at him, and frowned.

He shrugged and politely said, "Morning."

They just glared at him, the wife with a slight sneer, "You could keep it down you know."

Speed smirked, "What? Can't take the competition? 'Oh God Billy - harder you make me so wet'."

The wife's eyes went wide, her cheeks red with embarrassment as she ran back inside. The husband looked confused. "Honey, who's Billy?"

The CSI blinked and stammered, "Well ahh, have a nice day." He quickly entered the apartment and closed the door. He leaned against the door and laughed hysterically.

Eric looked at him from the kitchen, "What?"

"Just met my neighbors," he grinned. "Seems the husband’s name isn't Billy."

He stopped and stared at his lover. "Oh..."

"And we kept them up last night."

Eric grinned, "Oh?"

"I think we should you know..."

The younger man grinned at the deviousness in his lover's eyes. "Oh we should."

The two laughed as they moved down the hallway and fell into the bed. Soon the laughter faded into pants and moans, and the sound of the headboard slamming into the wall.

~ The End ~