Title: Lady Lumps
By: boho-beata
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Drabble. Nick consoles Greg.

"Niiiiick!" Greg whined from the bathroom.

"Whaaaat?" Nick mimicked as he walked to the bathroom from the kitchen.

"I'm fat," Greg pouted, poking his (not fat at all) stomach. "Look at this! You're not gunna love me anymore if I get fat."

Nick rolled his eyes and turned to leave. "Call me when you actually need me."

"Nick! Console me!" Greg pouted again.

With a sigh, Nick turned back and wrapped an arm around Greg's stomach. "You're not fat," He patted it lightly, "But if you were, I'd love your humps, your lovely lady lumps," He smirked, letting go of Greg and leaving.

Greg's jaw dropped as he watched Nick leave. "I do not have lady lumps! ...Do I?"