Title: Ulterior Motive
By: Mickeylover303
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG
Words: 161
Summary: Greg has something on his mind.

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"You know, I was thinking-"

"Don't hurt yourself."

"Very funny. I was trying to be serious."

"The operative word being trying."

"You're not helping, Nick."

"Okay, I'm sorry. I'm listening."

"..."

"..."

"Should I cut my hair? Nicky...stop laughing."

"Really Greg, you expect me to take you seriously when you say something so-"

"Don't you say it, too. Warrick and Sara are bad enough."

"But you never cared before. Why the sudden change?"

"Well...I never had anyone I wanted to impress."

"Who do you want to impress?"

"..."

"Oh Greg, I'm just teasing. You know I like your hair the way it is."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Besides, I like having something to hold on to. "

"Well...it did grow on me."

"How about we make a deal? You stop making bad jokes, and I'll remind you how much I like your hair."

"How can I pass up such an enticing offer? But don't think I feel the same away about that pornstache."