Title: Porn? Toys? Oh My
Author: Bj Jones
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer:Do not own.
Summary: What is Speed hiding?
Beta: Star (Gil)
Author's Note: A small moment in the three mens lives


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Gregory House leaned against his cane and just watched his two lovers…He shook his head; lovers, he had never thought in a million years that would have happened. Horatio was reading the Sunday paper, while Timothy was working in the kitchen. At least he picked a bona fide chef as a lover, his stomach was much appreciative.

It was an actually calm, lazy Sunday. A rarity. He moved into the living room, grabbed the sports page and sat down in the recliner. Horatio eyed him over the newspaper but went back to reading. Gregory grimaced. He knew they were watching him like a hawk. His leg was really hurting him, and he had been downright nasty to everyone the past few days. Even Alexx hit him, and she loved him, well she still loved her Speedy more and House’s general nasty comment about her baby boy got him a whack upside the head, followed soon after by a mother henning redhead.

They had taken good care of him, despite his nasty comments. Against his better judgment, he knew he needed to show his appreciation. Gregory grimaced at the thought; God, he hated big flowerily I love you moments. He wondered if he just stripped down and walked back to the bedroom shaking his ass, would that be enough.

The image and thought of their reaction had him giggling like a school girl on a sugar rush…

He paused blinked. "Horatio, give me your gun."

"No, you can't shoot people because they annoy you." Caine didn't even look up from his reading.

House rolled his eyes. "That's why I have you." He held his hand out. "It's for me. I just giggled and thought of myself as a school girl... I need to end it. The pressure has obviously gotten to me."

Speed snorted from the kitchen. "Well I bet you would look good in a skirt."

Gregory looked over at his lover, narrowed his eyes, then turned back to Horatio. "Can I shoot him?"

"No." Horatio flipped the paper and kept on reading.

"I'm going to have to cut off the anime; it's making you more whacked out than your Vicoden." Speed eyed his lover.

"I'm not the one who's got anime porn stashed under the bed." Gregory settled into his chair and picked up the remote. Screw the whole showing his appreciation; they were both bastards.

Horatio flipped the paper down and looked into the kitchen. "Anime porn?"

"I do not have Anime porn!" Speed tossed a towel at Greg. "It's regular old fashioned porn....well gay porn..." He blushed and turned his back on his lovers, focusing on the meal.

Gregory looked at Horatio who smirked evilly. "So you have gay porn stashed under the bed?" The redhead got up from his chair and moved towards the kitchen.

"No!" Tim stirred the pasta roughly.

"But you just said..." House added, grinning.

He turned and glared at his lovers. "Fine, I have porn. I have toys. Happy!"

Gregory and Horatio blinked.

"Toys?"

"Porn?"

"And you haven't shared!" House demanded. "I like porn and toys. Who doesn't?"

Speed sighed. "Well I got two lovers who tend to fuck me into the mattress every chance they get, so I really don't have the need or energy...." He wasn't sure if he should be scared or excited from the heated looks they were giving him... maybe both.

“So are we going to get to see these toys?” Horatio gave him a wicked little smile.

Tim shook his head. “You’ve seen them, H.”

“I haven’t!” House leaned on his cane. “Tell me it’s like a big pink dildo? Or leather cuffs with pink fur!”

The two men looked at him. “Someone’s got a bit of a kinky side.”

“A bit,” Gregory smirked. “I’m all for the kink.” He frowned slightly at the look they both had. “Oh wait no, this is all about kink and Speed.”

“I think that hot pink dildo would look good sliding in and out of your ass.” Horatio moved behind Gregory, his voice dropping low. “And I know you love jewelry, especially the silver kind.”

“Ah Horatio, you do remember our first date,” Gregory smirked at him.

Speed turned him towards him and kissed him deeply, running a tongue across the full lips until they parted and let him inside. House moaned as he felt Horatio’s callused hands run against his stomach, sliding down and into his sweat pants.

“How’s the leg?” Speed asked, concerned.

“Hurts like a bitch, nothing new there, but if I’m all up for some hot kinky sex,” Gregory said as his head fell back against Horatio’s shoulder.

“Oh you’re definitely up…” He cupped the hard erection and stroked it. “Lets get you all laid out upstairs, and see what kind of toys Speed’s got.”

Gregory wiggled out of his sweat pants and pulled off his shirt, and with a saucy smirk he walked up the stairs shaking his ass. It didn’t take his lovers long to race after him. Later, lying there curled between the two men, he had to admit the hot pink dildo was now his new favorite toy.