Title: Mechanial Pencil!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: PG-13
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

Danny has numerous mechanical pencils. In his apartment, in the second bedroom, he stores a bunch of his stuff, which includes a shitload of office supplies that he never uses.

Anyway, one evening, he was doing a crossword while Flack watched American Idol (yes he does, and you know it), so he had to go and grab some type of pencil... He just happened to grab one of the mechanical ones, and plopped back down on the couch.

Flacky was kind of distracted with his show, because the person he had a total crush on was getting a lot of votes, so, at first, he didn't notice Danny chewing thoughtfully on the end of the pencil. However, when Danny finally got one of the answers and freaked out about it, he waved his arms frantically, causing the pencil's lead to fly out the end and land all over Flack. Mainly in his lap.

Danny scrambled to gather up all the lead, and it took him a while, but then he noticed that he was groping at Flack's crotch to pick up the little pieces. And then he noticed that Flack was staring at him with a little smirk.

The crossword fluttered, forgotten, to the floor, and Flacky still doesn't know who won American Idol.