Title: Saturday Morning
By: boho-beata
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Only certain things could wake Nick up on a Saturday morning.

"NICK! Wake up, WAKE UP! NICK! YOU'RE MISSING IT!" Greg bounced onto the bed and started shaking Nick.

"Wha..?" Nick slurred out, his eyes open less than a quarter of the way. It was Saturday morning... he had the day off... he was tired. What could be so important that he had to wake up?

"COME ON!" Greg made a move to grab Nick's arm but he slid them under his chest just in time.

"Nuh uh, whaddayou want?" He asked, remaining in his warm cocoon of blankets.

"I want... I need you to come see something with me."

"What is it?" He was sitting up slowly and rubbing his eyes. There was progress.

"It's something really really important, Nick," Greg insisted, tugging on Nick's arm to get him out of bed. "And I mean HUGELY important."

"Fine, fine, fine," Nick muttered and grudgingly followed Greg out of their bedroom.

"Trust me, you won't regret this," Greg grinned as he plopped down on the couch and picked up the remote.

Nick dropped down next to him in disbelief. "You woke me up... to watch TV?"

"WATCH!"

Sighing, Nick slouched down in the couch and focused his attention on the TV.

"Wait for it... wait for it... it's coming... OH GOD IT'S ON! Hold me, I'm scared all ready," Greg jumped into Nick's arms only to be dropped back onto the couch when Nick stood up seconds later. "Where are you going?!" He called after Nick's retreating back.

"Are You Afraid of the Dark? is NOT good enough to wake up this early for..." Nick called back and closed the bedroom door behind him.

Greg rolled his eyes and got comfortable on the couch, making sure to put the volume up so Nick wouldn't miss a thing. See, he cared.

At the end, they announced the next show coming on and the next thing Greg knew, he had a whole lot of Nick in his lap.

"Nicky... did you see a mouse?"

"Shut up, Ren & Stimpy is on next," Nick said with a big grin, still sitting on Greg's lap and completely obscuring his view.

"Nick, move! I wanna watch too!"

"Greg, shut up, it's on," Nick leaned forward and watched the screen intently. Now as much as Greg was enjoying this position, he wanted his Ren & Stimpy! So, of course, being the nice boyfriend he is, he stood up and made Nick drop to the floor... which got no reaction from Nick.

Great, he had a Ren & Stimpy loving zombie of a boyfriend.

No more Saturday morning cartoons for Nick.