Title: Rocky Horror Picture Show
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Based upon prompt #83 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

As it was near Halloween, Aiden decided she really wanted to do something fun this year. She was sick of Danny dressing up like a pumpkin, and sick of Flack being an "FBI Agent" (read: wearing his normal clothes), and she wanted to have some real fun.

So. She called up Danny (who answered panting and out of breath, but Aiden didn't ask questions...), and told him he'd better get his ass to the door right now... And bring Flack, too.

A few minutes later, a rather mussed-looking Danny appeared in the doorway, dragging an even-more-mussed Flack behind him, and demanded to know what the hell Aiden was thinking, calling him when she could have just knocked so he could ignore her.  Aiden figured that question was self-evident, and barged into Danny's apartment, hauling two large shopping bags full of... stuff.

She marched right into the living room and plunked all the stuff down, then called Danny over and made him sit on the couch. Then she pulled out eyeliner.

Oh no. Nononono, Danny was definitely *not* letting Aiden put eyeliner on him. It was fine if *he* did it, himself, but Aiden? No, Aiden was a freaky lady sometimes, and Danny twitched, then flattened against the back of the couch and tried to dive out of the way, while Flack looked on with mild amusement. But, of course, Aiden was way faster than Danny, and pinned him, straddling his chest and holding his face.

"Eaaasy, Messer...!" she yelled at him, and Danny, for fear of being stabbed in the eye with the eyeliner brush thing, stayed still for a second, while Aiden applied the makeup.

But it didn't stop there, no. Pretty soon, Danny had given up entirely, and Aiden was happily patting his face with various things, and dressing him up in all sorts of scary clothes.

By now, Flack was hysterical, cracking up on the couch and almost spitting his beer everywhere. Aiden had other plans, though. When she was done with Danny, she leapt at Flack and pinned him to the couch, actually causing him to slosh some beer on the carpet and Danny freaked out and stole the bottle before anymore damage could be done.

Flacky writhed around, trying to break free, but he knew how evil Aiden could be when she wanted to, and he also gave up fairly soon.

xxx

About an hour after Aiden had started, she was finished, and proudly surveyed her two masterpieces. Flack and Danny weren't in... drag, persay. More like... random, fucked up, mismatched clothes, and crazy makeup. Of course, they both wondered what the hell was going through Aiden's psychotic mind, but she let them know soon enough, by escaping into the washroom for a few minutes, and emerging similar to the boys.

"Aight, let's get goin'..." she said, and grabbed a hand each, then dragged them out the door. Flack and Danny were too exhausted to try and fight, so they grudgingly followed along, pouting and scowling, etc.

Until... they came upon a small, slightly run-down theatre, and Danny's eyes lit up. *Now* he knew what the were doing! He'd gone before, when he was a teenager, and it was much fun! Flack was clueless, and Aiden was smirking as they all entered the theatre.

There was dancing, there were lights, there was music, there was singing, and there was a line of people on a stage, reciting lines as they were projected onto a screen. Flack was freaked out. Danny was a little bit amused. Aiden was cheering and dragging them both up near the front with her.

Danny and Aiden danced the Time Warp, while Flacky just kind of sat and stared at them, completely disturbed... Though he had to admit Danny looked really good in eyeliner (though he already knew that)...

Well, that said, after the show, everyone was very tired, so Aiden followed Flack and Danny back to Danny's apartment and declared she was crashing on his couch... Danny just shrugged and pulled Flacky into his washroom and made out with him after wiping all the nasty nasty makeup off his face.

And then Flack dragged Danny down the hall to his bedroom and humped him against the wall. Just because they hadn't done it there, yet...

The end!