Title: Fifty...
Author: Dee
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 331
Pairing: Gil/Nick
Characters: Gil Grissom and Nick Stokes
Warnings: V.AU and fluff!
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: In my dreams they are like, totally mine!
Unbeta-ed: All mistakes will (definitely) be mine.
A/N 1: A new little ficlet (with some banter...) to celebrate stokesgirl's birthday!

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Gil was lying on his back.  He was relaxed and calm and his breathing was regular.  Nick was lying on his side studying Gil.  The bed, the room, they reeked of sweat and sex.

"What are you staring at?"  Gil asked without opening his eyes.

"Your beard."

"You want me to shave it off?"  Gil asked and moved his hand up to absently scratch at the hair on his cheek.

"No, I'm used to it now.  It's softer now it's longer and I don't get burned anymore."

"So why are you staring?"  Gil opened his eyes this time and turned and looked at Nick.   His blue eyes were blue again since their black desire had been spent.

"I just noticed that your beard is fifty shades of grey."  Gil snorted and smoothed his beard down with his hand.

"Are you suggesting that I am, in some way, mommy porn?"

"No way, man.  You're Nicky porn and don't you forget it."  Nick laid down the law.

"That's okay with me."  Gil smirked at Nick.  "Did you know that the woman who wrote the books used to write stories about the characters in the Twilight books and then post them on the internet?"

"Fanfiction?  That right?  I'd rather read slash."

"Would you?  Do you know where the term slash comes from?"

"As a matter of fact. I do."

"Oh.  Saved me having to give you a lecture then."

"Lucky me."

Gil chuckled and put his arm up so that Nick could cuddle closer...so he did.  "I won't download it onto my kindle then."

"You could and then we could see what all the fuss is about."

"Okay.  You never know, we may learn a thing or two."

"Yeah...we can re-interpret the porn from mommy to gay."

"Sounds like a plan."

"I plan to go to sleep now."

"Me too.  Sleep tight, hope the bugs don't bite."

"You have got them locked up haven't you?"

"Of course."

"Night then."

"Night; love you...and Nicky porn."

The End

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