Title: The Love Songs Make Up For The Idiocity
Author: PsychoticScam
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Greg's tired of waiting.
Disclaimer: I don't own, I rent.
Author's Note: This is so random. This is a real conversation, the names just switched. So, bear with me. lol

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Nick dreaded the moment he logged onto the messenger, because immediately, Greg had sprung at him, talking to him. He watched the monitor as the man spoke randomly, about some guy he had been friends with, and apparently "having to have sex with some random guy" At this, Nick put a shocked emoticon and Greg had replied with a "jk, just broke up with him" Nick wasn't even aware that Greg was dating someone. Let alone, a man. Drumming his fingers, he turned the chair to face the television screen, watching it absent mindly, before getting up and making himself dinner, aware that he was still on the messenger. He concluded that he'd make Greg wait and learn to shut up. His plate cleanly empty yet dirty, he set the water and ran the dish soap, before washing all of his stacked up cutlery. A few more tasks, and he'd relieve Greg to talk again.

An hour later when he came back to the neglected computer, he sat, his brows furrowed, only catching the end tale of it. He scrolled up, copied and pasted it to a separate document, and read it out.

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

Nick???

says:

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK?????

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sobsays:

where arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??????????????????????????????????????/

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

Nick

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

you know u wanna talk to me

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

come on

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

that a boy

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

want a cookie?

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

yes you do!

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

you want the cookie dont you?

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sobsays:

speak boy speak

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

speak and you get the cookie

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

come on

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

come on

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

dont make break your legs

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

fine then

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sobsays:

i'll eat the damn dog food

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sobsays:

grins evily

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

Hey Nick :3 Im home all alone . you wanna?

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

do a little dance wiggle make a little love hip bump get down tonight butt jiggle

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

theres more where that came from if you talk to me

It was so temping, Nick couldn't help it. He typed back with an emoticon (( A/N: o.O )) and replied with,

She thinks my tractors' sexy. But that don't mean I'm willin' to give it up for her. says:

lol

Greg's response was clearly excited from what he wrote.

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

that a boy!!!!

There was a brief pause before Greg typed again.

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

ummmmmmmmm.Nick..

Again, he responded, this time filling out the blanks that Greg was clearly confused on.

She thinks my tractors' sexy. But that don't mean I'm willin' to give it up for her. says:

o.o

She thinks my tractors' sexy. But that don't mean I'm willin' to give it up for her. says:

wtf

She thinks my tractors' sexy. But that don't mean I'm willin' to give it up for her. says:

---was doing dishes

Again, Greg typed back.

x Lab Rat x I r teh Greggo, hear I rawr! My fish biteth me. sob says:

...Oh...

And just because he was so cute, Nick couldn't help replying.

She thinks my tractors' sexy. But that don't mean I'm willin' to give it up for her. says:

Don't worry. The Love Song Makes Up For The Idioticy.

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