Title: The Glowing Stranger
By: vampwb36
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: R
Warnings: Loss of Bladder Control Disclaimer: NOT MINE >8( A/N: I "Wrote" this using Drabble-Matic which is alot like Mad-Libs but better.

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The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Greg strode along the path, making for Erect Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Squishy Lawn Jockey, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Left Testical.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Furry Vase just in time to face the Hard man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck Lustily, and Greg barely raised his Vase to meet the attack. They fought long and Softly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Greg found himself forced to one knee, the man's Vase pressed to his Smooth Skin. "I am Nick of Erect Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Squishy Lawn Jockey. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a lima bean."

But Greg had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Vase with a twist, overpowered Nick and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Greg said, looking down upon him.

Nick's Hair shimmered The winds were ocean waves, thrashing against the trees' limbs.The gales remained thereafter, only ceasing when the sun went down. Their waves clashed brilliantly with the water beneath, bringing foam and dying leaves to the shore. "I have underestimated you, Greg. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Greg's desire was enflamed. His Skin throbbed and all his thoughts were to Screw Nick like a Turtle. Greg caressed Nick's Cold Hair and he responded. They came together Huskily, and their joining was as Hard as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet Cab!" Greg groaned and Screwed Nick as Quickly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Greg said. "That's where I put the Squishy Lawn Jockey for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Soothingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their Purple love. "We will stay together forever," Nick said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Left Testical never got the Squishy Lawn Jockey and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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