Title: Phase One, Complete
By: ullman
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine
Challenge: Two And A Half Men Episode Titles

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"Don't," Nick whispers as Greg slides his hand down to Nick's groin.

The don't sounding more like a do and Greg decides to interpret it that way, closing his hand over the other man's crotch.

"What part of don't didn't you understand, G.?" Nick says, his attempt at sounding annoyed ruined by the slight moan that makes it past his lips.

"All I heard is you saying do." Greg smirks when Nick rolls his eyes at him, his smirk turning into an almost smug smile as Nick thrusts against his hand.

"Why?" Greg asks innocently. "You want me to stop?"

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