Title: Taste
Author: sarcasticsra
Rating: G
Pairing: gen
A/N: Thanks for beta'ing, Kelly.
Summary: Some people have horrible taste.

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David Hodges loved his grandmother, really. She was kind, smart, sharp, funny, and generally a very fun woman to hang around. Unfortunately, she had horrible taste.

Hodges stared at the offending articles of clothing lying on his bed. They were a shirt and a tie she'd given to him for his birthday. Oh, sure, they sounded innocent enough, but wow, were they ugly. He was about ninety percent sure the shirt could be used as a deadly weapon.

The shirt was a bright yellow, with a golden and pale yellow plaid pattern. Next to it laid a bright yellow tie with stripes that was supposed to "match." Hodges cringed. This combination of shirt-and-tie would make a blind man run away in terror.

He smirked. Maybe he'd give them to Greg.

-End

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