Title: What A Man
By: TricksyBirdy
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: R
Summary: Post ep for King Baby. Ficlet. Nick and Greg are having a hard time wrapping their heads around infantilism.

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"Mmmm," Nick hummed as he rubbed against Greg's cheek.

"Baby, I haven't shaved."

"I know, but you feel all nice and manly." He pulled Greg in close to him.

"This case really got to you, didn't it?"

"I tried not let it, but the woman at the store thought Grissom was my daddy!"

Nick pouted and Greg laughed.

"Don't laugh at me!" Nick protested.

"I won't lie, to each his own, but I just don't get it. I mean, I'm all for love and caressing, cuddling, and all." He rubbed up close to Nick. "We both like cuddling, but ick!" Greg pulled away again. "What do you think makes people act like that?"

"I don't know," Nick said as he followed Greg to the bedroom. "Mommy issues?"

"Don't start that!" Greg snapped.

"G, I didn't mean your mom. That's totally different. You and your mom have issues, but that's because she can be overprotective, not because you wish she hadn't stopped breastfeeding you!"

"Thanks for that great image. I'm going to go gouge my eyes out now."

"Yeah, lets not talk about your mom's breasts while getting ready for bed."

"It's like the whole children thing, too. I just don't get what people see in little kids – how they could sexualize them at all," Greg said as he tossed his shirt in the general direction of the hamper. He looked up and saw how uncomfortable Nick was. "Nicky... I didn't..."

"It's been a long day, for both of us." Nick stripped down to his boxers and climbed into bed. "I'm just glad that we're getting to go to bed together. Damn Ecklie." It was his usual daily curse.

"Me too," Greg said as he tossed the rest of his clothes to the corner of the room. Nick had always preferred to sleep in his boxers, where Greg was partial to nudity.

Nick eyed him. "Why would anyone want to tamper with that. Look at that body!"

Greg swished his hips back and forth, letting his dick sway. "You want to put me in a diaper and..."

"God, no!" Nick protested. "Don't be gross!"

"Ok then, you want to fuck and follow it up with some adult cuddling?"

"Hell yes!"

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