Title: Who Da Mom?
By: boho-beata
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG
Summary: Greg da mom. For Mother's Day.

"Nick, if we ever had kids, who would be the mom?" Greg asked randomly as he sat down by Nick on the couch.

"Uh, we can't have kids, remember neither of us have a uterus," Nick answered, not taking his eyes away from the documentary on birds that was playing on the TV.

Greg rolled his eyes at the answer, "But I'm saying if we like adopted or something, who would be 'mommy'?"

"You would," Nick answered absent-mindedly. "Wow, who knew a bird could fly that fast?"

"Nick! Pay attention to me!" Greg whined, hitting Nick's arm.

With a sigh, Nick turned the TV off, "Fine. You would be the mother, Greg, because you're skinnier and you have girly legs."

"Do not! ...Well they are soft."

"All right, problem solved, lemme watch my birds now."

"No way! It's Mother's Day. Treat the future mother of your kids with some respect, Nicky," Greg smirked, "I want a pedicure, a bouquet of flowers, a special dinner, and a shopping spree."

"We have no kids, Greg, that means you're not a mom, and I'm not pretending."

"Party pooper."

"We can spend the rest of the day in bed, though, you know.. doing stuff."

"Last one there's bottom!" Greg grinned and jumped over the couch to run to the bedroom.

Nick followed, a grin on his face, he was going to show Greg how much he appreciated the 'future mother of his kids'.