Title: Withdrawal
Author: slightly_frayed, a.k.a. Fraying, a.k.a. Laurie.
Rating: PG-13. Isn't that horrifying? Exactly.
Summary: This is how I feel, except Greg is MUCH better looking, and can therefore convey my message much more effectively.
A/N: Okay, so I'm seriously not sane. You have been warned. Anyway, I always read the Masquerade Series on Thursday nights right before/after CSI is on.
Disclaimer: The boys aren't mine (although Christmas is coming! ^^), and the Masquerade series certainly does not belong to me. That honour belongs to fred_bear and catlover2x . You both rock to the extreme. You can make me kill this if you'd like.

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"What the hell is going on?" Greg is waving his hands in the air, seemingly attempting to take flight. He's hysterical.

"That... would be a good question. What's the problem?" Nick looks up at him over the frame of his glasses and sets down yesterday's newspaper.

"It's Saturday." Is Nick supposed to understand what he's raving about?

"...Uh-huh..." An expectant look.

"They post them on Thursdays!" He almost looks like he's about to cry.

"Greg, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Masquerade, Nick! Masquerade! It's Saturday! They post a new one on Thursday! There's no new one!" And then a pause. "I want my man-smut..." Greg's actually pouting, and Nick smirks as he gets up.

"Aww, Peanut..." And he puts his hand in Greg's back pocket. "We can make our own man-smut."

...fin. :P